The Cheesiest Love Poem Ever Made

Today Is The First Day Of June...May God Have Mercy.

I was listening to a local radio station when I heard this uber-cheesy love poem.

You are the sala of my bahay,

Calcium of my kalansay

Keso of my monay,

Palaman of my tinapay,

Formalin of my bangkay,

Hangin of my pamaypay,

Semento of my tulay,

Dahon of my gulay,

The daliri of my kamay.

Oh, without you,

I will have no buhay.

'nuff sed...

''1994-I'm still young''